Alcohol

Here's to the Day! Cheers, Bottoms Up!
Take it down slowly, real smooth.
(What? Didn't I just finish this cup?
Ah well, the more the better the mood.)
Celebrate, keep it flowing!
(Jeeze, Why are Alex's eyes so funny...)
Come on Aaron, Keep going!
You've got it boy, you're on the money!
(I've had enough, I'm layed out)
Already? Man, c'mere, gimme a hug!
(Sure man! Get my feet off the couch)
What? Get your feet of the rug!
Hey man, roll me up the stairs!
(Bro, that's an AMAZING idea!)
No, stop! My change is in my hair!
It's falling through my pants! Don't steal!
Don't steal my change! You!
That's mine, you're a street rat!
Just like Aladin! A fool!
Shit, I'm falling! (That's what you get!)
(Alex, is it just me, or are your eyebrows trimmed?
Like... a lawnmower! What's mowing em?)
I dunno man, Lice! They're in!
Mowing my eyebrows when I'm drunk!
(Man, whose that upstairs?)
It's my grandma she's alright.
(Shit man, Im really scared,
She'll lynch me, She's white!)
Man, so am I!
(But you're my number one guy!
She's gonna do it, she's gonna try!)
That was about when I started cry, and realizing the next morning I had tears in my eyes because I thought my friends Grammy was gonna try and lynch my sorry ass.
I'm never drinking again.